See you in hell.
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The Shippy Obnoxiousness Matrix
| Endearing | Grating | Intolerable |
| Frigging his clit | Frigging his clit more than once a day | Singing "If It Makes You Happy" by Sheryl Crow |
| Emulating the deaf guy from Family Guy | Lying about national syndication |
The Shippy Tolerance Matrix
| I enjoy | I'm ambivalent about | I have zero patience for |
| Beer gardens | Potato chips | Cigars |
| Power-pop | Alt-country | Emo |
| Crowded parties | Crowded bars | Crowded elevators |