3-4 parts milk, to 1 part left-over hard liquor, most specifically rum or vodka.

"(I do not recommend this drink)"

Once upon a time a group of rural highschool students headed out to someone's stepfather's cousin's ex-wife's grandfather's cabin for a long weekend of un-chaperoned debauchery.

As all were under-age, alcohol was a precious, precious commodity, and thus, come the last day of the trip, there would be no drop left un-drunk, no matter what the consequence. Needless to say these lightweights could not stomach doing straight shots of the leftover 5 O'clock vodka or Hy-Vee Brand spiced rum once the standard mixers ran out.

One special houligan, we'll call him ""Suicidal Genius"" mixed the now infamous Milkohol, in one last desperate attempt at losing consciousness.