When describing the furniture, please be as accurate as possible, including a description of said item's acquisition, how it came to be named as such, and its history of locations, both past and present. Also, feel free to include photos, if any are available.

• Beware the Moist Yellow Menace
• Big Leath?
• The Brown Mother
• Doctor Rocktagon
• Drax Brown?
• Johnny Crookshanks?
• Napping Couch
• Norwood Home Retirement Community?
• PappaJeaun
• Porn Chair
• Old Side-Win?
• Quasi McFetal
• Quemado?
• Throne Of Bone
• Triumph?