- In the south, they never use the word "lawyer." They call them "attorneys." "Lawyer" just sounds too much like "liar" with that funny accent of theirs.
- Sprite is more nutritious than Coke.
- I can put my fist in my mouth.
- When funny people die, their corpes rot into the shape of FarSide Cartoons. eg."Peter Sellers is a funny man." The implication is that Peter Sellers continues being a funny man, despite his state of eternal slumber, because his corpse has rotted into the shape of the FarSide cartoon about Professor Xavier's School For The Gifted.
- By adding an /s/ you change 'laughter' to 'slaughter'.
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